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Friday, March 11, 2011
Theories Vol. I
1. Kenneth theory (The Butt theory) :
States that in every individual, gender affects the way their butts move. For instance, a man's buttocks move straight and moves at the same time up and down, in the same direction. A woman's ass, DOES not move in such manner, for she has a loose hipbone that contributes to the alternate movement of her butt.
2. Universal Gay Friend in Every Clique Theory :
In every group of friends, there is bound to be one or more or all who is a bisexual, 1 out of 10 in every group of friends is a lesbian while the rest can be gay. Though only 40% of lesbians in every group is hot, contrary to the 15% of Gay men that are almost woman-like. Most of them are straight gays that work out and have abs, or just a skinny gay.
3. My theory of gravity :
Gravity does not focus on the center of the earth but, it is outside the earth. Gravity is an infinit number of lines passing throught the center of the earth that creates an asterisk (*) form of motion. When the apple fell off the tree, its motion downwards wasn't focused at the center of the earth... It was actually trying to bypass the whole earth and try to manage to go all the way to bottom. just like passing a thread to a needle.
4. Law of Mind your own business :
Approx. 10% of death's occur becoz of age and sickness, the other 90% was because of people who jsut can't stop to butt-in the lives of other people. Thus KKK [Kru krux Klan (You hoodies are stupid at spelling and buring those men were stypid, how did you like it if I stuck a bamboo up your ass and roast you up?)] This theory is relatively proven for it is the cause of the Christian-Muslim war, World War I-XX(soon to come), Japan nuclear bombing, Libya War, People Power I and II.
5. DotA Theory :
The greatest theory in DotA. Which is very true. 99.8% of the time, players who get the haste power-up die either of greediness, stupidity, lack of timing or just plain dumb. If you get a haste rune, don't use it alone.
6. The genius/dumbass Theory :
In every school institution, there are 65% average students, 5% Bullies, 15% Geniuses, and 15% dumbass. There reason for the existence of Bullies and idiots is to balance out the Geniuses who are in school.
35% of average students tease geniuses, 30% of the other are PRO-geniuses. I am part of none. for there is neutrality existance in every school, and it is rarely found.
7. Boob measuring Theory : (WARNING! I am not a sexist, to me Women are great works of art that are treated properly that is why I prefer size 34C Cups. But I am not a pervert! In fact, I move against pervertism. If you are a woman, I am sorry for this part is not intended for you, but if you do read it, note that I love you for who you are and not based on your bust but on the Cup size of your heart... I am a lover. :)
The four basic measurements for busts are : 30A, 32B, 34C, and 36D(perfect!) To measure the size, it must be touched or groped and be thoroughly thought about.
A Cup 30A : is the smallest boob size w/c is preferred by skinny men, and tall whimpy guys. Perfect just for holding hands, kissing but not hugging and any next level intimacy in a relation ship. To measuze this (once groped) the cup size is about the size of your tea cup. It actually is symmetric to this boob size or when you feel that your hand cannot grope anything or is flat then that is sure to be a cup 30A.
A Cup 32B : is moderately bigger and hard to define compared to the smallest. This is the moderate size of bust and is prefered by formal men, sporty men, high-class, gentle men and the likes of proper attitude and grooming. Once groped, the feeling of holding a mouse is the definition of this bust size. Sucking on these is not an option, but touching them is good.
A Cup 34C : is next to the perfect bra size but is preferred by straight men who want that serious relationship. These men have dreams, goals, futures and a plan. He does not intent to leave you if you have a 34C cup size and he treats you well. Because he didn't wan't the perfect woman in physicality but in his own eyes! So, to measure this, this is the same as touching your heart, that is the reason it is perfect for serious men who have plans.
A Cup 36D : is perfect for perverts, horndogs, wolves, interracial, gay, BBW, milf and other categories under porn sites. This is the perfect bust size but it is also the most risky and dangerous. Rape is like down the street when you wear this chest. You do not need to measure this becoz eyes measure everything....
There is also one simple way to measure them, not by eyes. You can just ask her what's her vital stats. :P
States that in every individual, gender affects the way their butts move. For instance, a man's buttocks move straight and moves at the same time up and down, in the same direction. A woman's ass, DOES not move in such manner, for she has a loose hipbone that contributes to the alternate movement of her butt.
2. Universal Gay Friend in Every Clique Theory :
In every group of friends, there is bound to be one or more or all who is a bisexual, 1 out of 10 in every group of friends is a lesbian while the rest can be gay. Though only 40% of lesbians in every group is hot, contrary to the 15% of Gay men that are almost woman-like. Most of them are straight gays that work out and have abs, or just a skinny gay.
3. My theory of gravity :
Gravity does not focus on the center of the earth but, it is outside the earth. Gravity is an infinit number of lines passing throught the center of the earth that creates an asterisk (*) form of motion. When the apple fell off the tree, its motion downwards wasn't focused at the center of the earth... It was actually trying to bypass the whole earth and try to manage to go all the way to bottom. just like passing a thread to a needle.
4. Law of Mind your own business :
Approx. 10% of death's occur becoz of age and sickness, the other 90% was because of people who jsut can't stop to butt-in the lives of other people. Thus KKK [Kru krux Klan (You hoodies are stupid at spelling and buring those men were stypid, how did you like it if I stuck a bamboo up your ass and roast you up?)] This theory is relatively proven for it is the cause of the Christian-Muslim war, World War I-XX(soon to come), Japan nuclear bombing, Libya War, People Power I and II.
5. DotA Theory :
The greatest theory in DotA. Which is very true. 99.8% of the time, players who get the haste power-up die either of greediness, stupidity, lack of timing or just plain dumb. If you get a haste rune, don't use it alone.
6. The genius/dumbass Theory :
In every school institution, there are 65% average students, 5% Bullies, 15% Geniuses, and 15% dumbass. There reason for the existence of Bullies and idiots is to balance out the Geniuses who are in school.
35% of average students tease geniuses, 30% of the other are PRO-geniuses. I am part of none. for there is neutrality existance in every school, and it is rarely found.
7. Boob measuring Theory : (WARNING! I am not a sexist, to me Women are great works of art that are treated properly that is why I prefer size 34C Cups. But I am not a pervert! In fact, I move against pervertism. If you are a woman, I am sorry for this part is not intended for you, but if you do read it, note that I love you for who you are and not based on your bust but on the Cup size of your heart... I am a lover. :)
The four basic measurements for busts are : 30A, 32B, 34C, and 36D(perfect!) To measure the size, it must be touched or groped and be thoroughly thought about.
A Cup 30A : is the smallest boob size w/c is preferred by skinny men, and tall whimpy guys. Perfect just for holding hands, kissing but not hugging and any next level intimacy in a relation ship. To measuze this (once groped) the cup size is about the size of your tea cup. It actually is symmetric to this boob size or when you feel that your hand cannot grope anything or is flat then that is sure to be a cup 30A.
A Cup 32B : is moderately bigger and hard to define compared to the smallest. This is the moderate size of bust and is prefered by formal men, sporty men, high-class, gentle men and the likes of proper attitude and grooming. Once groped, the feeling of holding a mouse is the definition of this bust size. Sucking on these is not an option, but touching them is good.
A Cup 34C : is next to the perfect bra size but is preferred by straight men who want that serious relationship. These men have dreams, goals, futures and a plan. He does not intent to leave you if you have a 34C cup size and he treats you well. Because he didn't wan't the perfect woman in physicality but in his own eyes! So, to measure this, this is the same as touching your heart, that is the reason it is perfect for serious men who have plans.
A Cup 36D : is perfect for perverts, horndogs, wolves, interracial, gay, BBW, milf and other categories under porn sites. This is the perfect bust size but it is also the most risky and dangerous. Rape is like down the street when you wear this chest. You do not need to measure this becoz eyes measure everything....
There is also one simple way to measure them, not by eyes. You can just ask her what's her vital stats. :P
A Dead Man's Last Glimpse (short story)
"I'm sorry my father, for I have sinned." Will's last words, engraved on his tombstone. His wife cries in vain for this widow was left with four kids and an old house who belonged to Will's family. Annabelle, was puzzled over the engravement. Crying over Will's grave under the warm scarf of rain. Her children were left at home, watched over by her sister Maria. "Why??...." Anna sobs in her misfortune. She was thinking if her husband cheated on her, for they we're in a great fight over the past few months over Will's secretary who was the supposed whore who blackmailed Will into sleeping with her. She was furious one day, and when Will came home she stabbed him with a knife under his arm. But that didn't cause Will's death, in fact they even worked out this damp cloth of misunderstanding. Will wasn't cheating on his wife, he was a loyal lover. The slut did seduct Will a couple of times and finally on her last attempt, Will slapped her twice. Served her right for being a fag.
But to Will's actions finally led him to his death. He was shot to death, with no mercy and no regrets. He was killed for being the most loyal man and the most considerate father ever, and now he left his wife words that say no thanks, no solemn goodbye, no sorry, no kiss, no love, no nothing, except his engraved words which his wife did not understand. As Anna left the cemetary, not too far away a priest was blessing a damned soul for a safe journey thru heaven. A killer died from policemen he fought over. It was the same man who killed who killed Will. As the priest ends his sermon, he says the words, "...Help me father for this man has sinned. May he rest in peace. Forever in your kingdom, Amen." Will was killed not a few blocks near their old home. Anna heard the gunshots from back then, and realized Will protected his family from the wrath of the jealous boyfriend. His only sin, was not being there long enough for his family. A caring father with a few words.
But to Will's actions finally led him to his death. He was shot to death, with no mercy and no regrets. He was killed for being the most loyal man and the most considerate father ever, and now he left his wife words that say no thanks, no solemn goodbye, no sorry, no kiss, no love, no nothing, except his engraved words which his wife did not understand. As Anna left the cemetary, not too far away a priest was blessing a damned soul for a safe journey thru heaven. A killer died from policemen he fought over. It was the same man who killed who killed Will. As the priest ends his sermon, he says the words, "...Help me father for this man has sinned. May he rest in peace. Forever in your kingdom, Amen." Will was killed not a few blocks near their old home. Anna heard the gunshots from back then, and realized Will protected his family from the wrath of the jealous boyfriend. His only sin, was not being there long enough for his family. A caring father with a few words.
Change (2)
I am an artist, who paints war with colors of peace.
I am an engineer, who builds, not destroy.
I am a gamer, who have fun, not sex.
I am a dancer, who moves with his soul.
I am a lover, who loves.
I am an otaku, one who combines with art.
I am a writer, I write and shed blood on paper.
I am a Filipino, for I was born a Filipino.
I am a Catholic, It just so happens that my faith is solid.
I am a friend, the one who has a shoulder and two hands.
I am a servant, for this is not fate but my free will.
I am a Lasallian, for this is my alma mater.
I am a fighter, for this is done when there is harm.
I am a rebel, against all malicious thoughts.
But, I am also struggling, so I am also weak.
I am human, therefore crying is inborn.
I am an enemy.
I can never change who I am.
But I can be one of everything I have listed down.
For change is not outside the body, it is within.
I am an engineer, who builds, not destroy.
I am a gamer, who have fun, not sex.
I am a dancer, who moves with his soul.
I am a lover, who loves.
I am an otaku, one who combines with art.
I am a writer, I write and shed blood on paper.
I am a Filipino, for I was born a Filipino.
I am a Catholic, It just so happens that my faith is solid.
I am a friend, the one who has a shoulder and two hands.
I am a servant, for this is not fate but my free will.
I am a Lasallian, for this is my alma mater.
I am a fighter, for this is done when there is harm.
I am a rebel, against all malicious thoughts.
But, I am also struggling, so I am also weak.
I am human, therefore crying is inborn.
I am an enemy.
I can never change who I am.
But I can be one of everything I have listed down.
For change is not outside the body, it is within.
I want the truth (1)
I never noticed how I missed you so...
Didn't mind how I cared too much about you,
Now that you left me, questions bugged my mind
Ten thousand things on my mind. I can't memorize.
Justice had a note, you will watch me burn.
You are the first, and you will be the last.
Oceans left us fall off, I can't think twice to absorb your fall.
I'm shackled between my knees, I can't walk.
I'm waiting, time waits with me. For you and only you.
But I never saw this line between you and me,
and thru time it became space.
Space I cannot cross, sadness I cannot escape.
The world asked, "Why not move on?"
I answered, "Why don't you stop spinning around?"
"Because that's impossible."
That's my point.
This is truth, love is truth. Waiting is patient truth.
You are breath, life and heart. Without you...
....(I cannot live without.)
-K,
Didn't mind how I cared too much about you,
Now that you left me, questions bugged my mind
Ten thousand things on my mind. I can't memorize.
Justice had a note, you will watch me burn.
You are the first, and you will be the last.
Oceans left us fall off, I can't think twice to absorb your fall.
I'm shackled between my knees, I can't walk.
I'm waiting, time waits with me. For you and only you.
But I never saw this line between you and me,
and thru time it became space.
Space I cannot cross, sadness I cannot escape.
The world asked, "Why not move on?"
I answered, "Why don't you stop spinning around?"
"Because that's impossible."
That's my point.
This is truth, love is truth. Waiting is patient truth.
You are breath, life and heart. Without you...
....(I cannot live without.)
-K,
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Good : Girls, Games and Anime
I value God above all else. I value peace and the natural good. I value Jeane B. Miranda as the center of my life. I value my own life for without it I cannot value what is before me nor can I love the center of my life. I value my family, for they are my strenght and weakness. I value my friends, for they are just another term for my life put into words. I value love for it is the reason for living. I value women, because they are beautiful in so many ways unmentionable. Lastly, I value kids, for they carry the next generations of our future, all they need is guidance.
At most times, I can never compromise any of my values, because it is a summarization of how I live. For when there is nothing left, there is hope, and my values give me hope. But I did at one point or another, almost compromised my values, but I try to recover it right away. One example was when I blasphamize my God. But not in any way that disrespect Him greatly, because for me I treat God as a friend, and as a friend he understands what I mean. I also compromised my love for Jeane, one time was when I forgot to call her even if she doesnt answer. In my past as well, I tried to commit suicide, but the aftermath was that I can't kill myself for I can't even burst a hole in my gut and besides that, I treat suicide as a joke for in fact I cannot do it.
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