Theories Vol. I

1. Kenneth theory (The Butt theory) :
     States that in every individual, gender affects the way their butts move. For instance, a man's buttocks move straight and moves at the same time up and down, in the same direction. A woman's ass, DOES not move in such manner, for she has a loose hipbone that contributes to the alternate movement of her butt.

2. Universal Gay Friend in Every Clique Theory :
     In every group of friends, there is bound to be one or more or all who is a bisexual, 1 out of 10 in every group of friends is a lesbian while the rest can be gay. Though only 40% of lesbians in every group is hot, contrary to the 15% of Gay men that are almost woman-like. Most of them are straight gays that work out and have abs, or just a skinny gay.

3. My theory of gravity :
    Gravity does not focus on the center of the earth but, it is outside the earth. Gravity is an infinit number of lines passing throught the center of the earth that creates an asterisk (*) form of motion. When the apple fell off the tree, its motion downwards wasn't focused at the center of the earth... It was actually trying to bypass the whole earth and try to manage to go all the way to bottom. just like passing a thread to a needle.

4. Law of Mind your own business :
     Approx. 10% of death's occur becoz of age and sickness, the other 90% was because of people who jsut can't stop to butt-in the lives of other people. Thus KKK [Kru krux Klan (You hoodies are stupid at spelling and buring those men were stypid, how did you like it if I stuck a bamboo up your ass and roast you up?)] This theory is relatively proven for it is the cause of the Christian-Muslim war, World War I-XX(soon to come), Japan nuclear bombing, Libya War, People Power I and II.

5. DotA Theory :
     The greatest theory in DotA. Which is very true. 99.8% of the time, players who get the haste power-up die either of greediness, stupidity, lack of timing or just plain dumb. If you get a haste rune, don't use it alone.

6. The genius/dumbass Theory :
     In every school institution, there are 65% average students, 5% Bullies, 15% Geniuses, and 15% dumbass. There reason for the existence of Bullies and idiots is to balance out the Geniuses who are in school.
35% of average students tease geniuses, 30% of the other are PRO-geniuses. I am part of none. for there is neutrality existance in every school, and it is rarely found.

7. Boob measuring Theory : (WARNING! I am not a sexist, to me Women are great works of art that are treated properly that is why I prefer size 34C Cups. But I am not a pervert! In fact, I move against pervertism. If you are a woman, I am sorry for this part is not intended for you, but if you do read it, note that I love you for who you are and not based on your bust but on the Cup size of your heart... I am a lover. :)


     The four basic measurements for busts are : 30A, 32B, 34C, and 36D(perfect!) To measure the size, it must be touched or groped and be thoroughly thought about.

A Cup 30A : is the smallest boob size w/c is preferred by skinny men, and tall whimpy guys. Perfect just for holding hands, kissing but not hugging and any next level intimacy in a relation ship. To measuze this (once groped) the cup size is about the size of your tea cup. It actually is symmetric to this boob size or when you feel that your hand cannot grope anything or is flat then that is sure to be a cup 30A.

A Cup 32B : is moderately bigger and hard to define compared to the smallest. This is the moderate size of bust and is prefered by formal men, sporty men, high-class, gentle men and the likes of proper attitude and grooming. Once groped, the feeling of holding a mouse is the definition of this bust size. Sucking on these is not an option, but touching them is good.

A Cup 34C : is next to the perfect bra size but is preferred by straight men who want that serious relationship. These men have dreams, goals, futures and a plan. He does not intent to leave you if you have a 34C cup size and he treats you well. Because he didn't wan't the perfect woman in physicality but in his own eyes! So, to measure this, this is the same as touching your heart, that is the reason it is perfect for serious men who have plans.

A Cup 36D : is perfect for perverts, horndogs, wolves, interracial, gay, BBW, milf and other categories under porn sites. This is the perfect bust size but it is also the most risky and dangerous. Rape is like down the street when you wear this chest. You do not need to measure this becoz eyes measure everything....

There is also one simple way to measure them, not by eyes. You can just ask her what's her vital stats. :P