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Theories Vol. I

1. Kenneth theory (The Butt theory) :
     States that in every individual, gender affects the way their butts move. For instance, a man's buttocks move straight and moves at the same time up and down, in the same direction. A woman's ass, DOES not move in such manner, for she has a loose hipbone that contributes to the alternate movement of her butt.

2. Universal Gay Friend in Every Clique Theory :
     In every group of friends, there is bound to be one or more or all who is a bisexual, 1 out of 10 in every group of friends is a lesbian while the rest can be gay. Though only 40% of lesbians in every group is hot, contrary to the 15% of Gay men that are almost woman-like. Most of them are straight gays that work out and have abs, or just a skinny gay.

3. My theory of gravity :
    Gravity does not focus on the center of the earth but, it is outside the earth. Gravity is an infinit number of lines passing throught the center of the earth that creates an asterisk (*) form of motion. When the apple fell off the tree, its motion downwards wasn't focused at the center of the earth... It was actually trying to bypass the whole earth and try to manage to go all the way to bottom. just like passing a thread to a needle.

4. Law of Mind your own business :
     Approx. 10% of death's occur becoz of age and sickness, the other 90% was because of people who jsut can't stop to butt-in the lives of other people. Thus KKK [Kru krux Klan (You hoodies are stupid at spelling and buring those men were stypid, how did you like it if I stuck a bamboo up your ass and roast you up?)] This theory is relatively proven for it is the cause of the Christian-Muslim war, World War I-XX(soon to come), Japan nuclear bombing, Libya War, People Power I and II.

5. DotA Theory :
     The greatest theory in DotA. Which is very true. 99.8% of the time, players who get the haste power-up die either of greediness, stupidity, lack of timing or just plain dumb. If you get a haste rune, don't use it alone.

6. The genius/dumbass Theory :
     In every school institution, there are 65% average students, 5% Bullies, 15% Geniuses, and 15% dumbass. There reason for the existence of Bullies and idiots is to balance out the Geniuses who are in school.
35% of average students tease geniuses, 30% of the other are PRO-geniuses. I am part of none. for there is neutrality existance in every school, and it is rarely found.

7. Boob measuring Theory : (WARNING! I am not a sexist, to me Women are great works of art that are treated properly that is why I prefer size 34C Cups. But I am not a pervert! In fact, I move against pervertism. If you are a woman, I am sorry for this part is not intended for you, but if you do read it, note that I love you for who you are and not based on your bust but on the Cup size of your heart... I am a lover. :)


     The four basic measurements for busts are : 30A, 32B, 34C, and 36D(perfect!) To measure the size, it must be touched or groped and be thoroughly thought about.

A Cup 30A : is the smallest boob size w/c is preferred by skinny men, and tall whimpy guys. Perfect just for holding hands, kissing but not hugging and any next level intimacy in a relation ship. To measuze this (once groped) the cup size is about the size of your tea cup. It actually is symmetric to this boob size or when you feel that your hand cannot grope anything or is flat then that is sure to be a cup 30A.

A Cup 32B : is moderately bigger and hard to define compared to the smallest. This is the moderate size of bust and is prefered by formal men, sporty men, high-class, gentle men and the likes of proper attitude and grooming. Once groped, the feeling of holding a mouse is the definition of this bust size. Sucking on these is not an option, but touching them is good.

A Cup 34C : is next to the perfect bra size but is preferred by straight men who want that serious relationship. These men have dreams, goals, futures and a plan. He does not intent to leave you if you have a 34C cup size and he treats you well. Because he didn't wan't the perfect woman in physicality but in his own eyes! So, to measure this, this is the same as touching your heart, that is the reason it is perfect for serious men who have plans.

A Cup 36D : is perfect for perverts, horndogs, wolves, interracial, gay, BBW, milf and other categories under porn sites. This is the perfect bust size but it is also the most risky and dangerous. Rape is like down the street when you wear this chest. You do not need to measure this becoz eyes measure everything....

There is also one simple way to measure them, not by eyes. You can just ask her what's her vital stats. :P
    

A Dead Man's Last Glimpse (short story)

      "I'm sorry my father, for I have sinned." Will's last words, engraved on his tombstone. His wife cries in vain for this widow was left with four kids and an old house who belonged to Will's family. Annabelle, was puzzled over the engravement. Crying over Will's grave under the warm scarf of rain. Her children were left at home, watched over by her sister Maria. "Why??...." Anna sobs in her misfortune. She was thinking if her husband cheated on her, for they we're in a great fight over the past few months over Will's secretary who was the supposed whore who blackmailed Will into sleeping with her. She was furious one day, and when Will came home she stabbed him with a knife under his arm. But that didn't cause Will's death, in fact they even worked out this damp cloth of misunderstanding. Will wasn't cheating on his wife, he was a loyal lover. The slut did seduct Will a couple of times and finally on her last attempt, Will slapped her twice. Served her right for being a fag.
But to Will's actions finally led him to his death. He was shot to death, with no mercy and no regrets. He was killed for being the most loyal man and the most considerate father ever, and now he left his wife words that say no thanks, no solemn goodbye, no sorry, no kiss, no love, no nothing, except his engraved words which his wife did not understand. As Anna left the cemetary, not too far away a priest was blessing a damned soul for a safe journey thru heaven. A killer died from policemen he fought over. It was the same man who killed who killed Will. As the priest ends his sermon, he says the words, "...Help me father for this man has sinned. May he rest in peace. Forever in your kingdom, Amen." Will was killed not a few blocks near their old home. Anna heard the gunshots from back then, and realized Will protected his family from the wrath of the jealous boyfriend. His only sin, was not being there long enough for his family. A caring father with a few words.

Change (2)

I am an artist, who paints war with colors of peace.
I am an engineer, who builds, not destroy.
I am a gamer, who have fun, not sex.
I am a dancer, who moves with his soul.

I am a lover, who loves.
I am an otaku, one who combines with art.
I am a writer, I write and shed blood on paper.
I am a Filipino, for I was born a Filipino.

I am a Catholic, It just so happens that my faith is solid.
I am a friend, the one who has a shoulder and two hands.
I am a servant, for this is not fate but my free will.
I am a Lasallian, for this is my alma mater.

I am a fighter, for this is done when there is harm.
I am a rebel, against all malicious thoughts.
But, I am also struggling, so I am also weak.
I am human, therefore crying is inborn.

I am an enemy.

I can never change who I am.
But I can be one of everything I have listed down.
For change is not outside the body, it is within.

I want the truth (1)

I never noticed how I missed you so...
Didn't mind how I cared too much about you,
Now that you left me, questions bugged my mind
Ten thousand things on my mind. I can't memorize.

Justice had a note, you will watch me burn.
You are the first, and you will be the last.
Oceans left us fall off, I can't think twice to absorb your fall.
I'm shackled between my knees, I can't walk.

I'm waiting, time waits with me. For you and only you.
But I never saw this line between you and me,
and thru time it became space.
Space I cannot cross, sadness I cannot escape.

The world asked, "Why not move on?"
I answered, "Why don't you stop spinning around?"
"Because that's impossible."
That's my point.

This is truth, love is truth. Waiting is patient truth.
You are breath, life and heart. Without you...

....(I cannot live without.)

-K,

Good : Girls, Games and Anime

     I value God above all else. I value peace and the natural good. I value Jeane B. Miranda as the center of my life. I value my own life for without it I cannot value what is before me nor can I love the center of my life. I value my family, for they are my strenght and weakness. I value my friends, for they are just another term for my life put into words. I value love for it is the reason for living. I value women, because they are beautiful in so many ways unmentionable. Lastly, I value kids, for they carry the next generations of our future, all they need is guidance.

     At most times, I can never compromise any of my values, because it is a summarization of how I live. For when there is nothing left, there is hope, and my values give me hope. But I did at one point or another, almost compromised my values, but I try to recover it right away. One example was when I blasphamize my God. But not in any way that disrespect Him greatly, because for me I treat God as a friend, and as a friend he understands what I mean. I also compromised my love for Jeane, one time was when I forgot to call her even if she doesnt answer. In my past as well, I tried to commit suicide, but the aftermath was that I can't kill myself for I can't even burst a hole in my gut and besides that, I treat suicide as a joke for in fact I cannot do it.

Mga Bundok na Tila Puting Elepante

Ang "Sinabi" at "Hindi Nasabi"


"Ito at isang napakadaling intindihin na operasyon, Jig" Wika ng binata. "Parang hindi nga ito operasyon e"
Tumingin ang dalaga sa sahig kung saan nakahilata ang mga paa ng mesa.
"Alam kong hindi ka maaabala nito, Jig. Di naman talaga ito kawalan. Para lamang mahanginan ito."
Hindi nagsalita ang dalaga.
"Hahatid kita at sasamahan kita sa lahat ng oras. Hahayaan lang nilang mahanginan ito at magiging mabuti na ang lahat."
"At ano naman ang susunod nating gawin pagkatapos?"
"Magiging maayis tayo pagkatapos noon. Katulad nang dati."
"Paano mo ito nasabi?"
"Yun lamang ang bumabagabag sa atin. Yun lang ang nakapagpalungkot sa atin."
Nakatingin ang dalaga sa kurtina, nilabas ang kanyang kamay at hinimas ang dalawa sa mga butil.
"At sa tingin mo ba, matapos nito magiging maayos at masaya tayo?"
"Nakatitiyak ako, Hindi mo kailangang matakot. Marami akong kakilalang taong isinagawa na ito."
"Ako rin," Sabi ng dalaga. "At matapos nito lahat sila ay masaya."
"Bueno," wika ng binata, "Kung hindi mo gusto, di mo kailangan itong gawin. Di ko nanaising isagawa mo ito kung hindi mu ito gusto. Pero alam ko'y ito ay madaling unawain."
"At talagang gusto mo?"
"Sa palagay ko ito ang mainam na gawin. Pero ayokong gawin mo ito kung ayaw mo talaga."
"At kung ipinagpatuloy ko, magiging masaya ka at magiging maayos ang lahat at mamahalin mo ako?"
"Mahal kita ngayon, Alam mong mahal talaga kita."
"Oo, Pero pag ipinagpatuloy ko, edi magiging maayos ulit kung sinabi kong ang mga bagay ay parang mga puting elepante, at magugustuhan mo ito?"
"Magugustuhan ko talaga ito. Gusto ko nito, pero di ko ito di ko ito maisip. Alam mo naman kung ano ang nangyayari sakin pag nagaalala ako."
"Pag ginawa ko ito, di kana magaalala?"
"Di ako magaalala dahil napakalinaw nitong intindihin."
"Edi gagawin ko ito. Dahil wala akong pakialam sa aking sarili."
"Anung ibig mung sabihin?" "Wala akong pakialam sa aking sarili."
"Kase, inaalala kita."
"Oh, Oo. Pero wala akong pakialam sa aking sarili. At gagawin ko ito at maayos na ang lahat."
"Ayokong gawin mo ito kung ganyang ang nararamdaman mo."

They were thinking of getting an abortion.

The alternate blog : Boys, Manly stuff, Doodles.

This post is now about the opposite of Girls, Games, Anime.
but its just a title, Ima give you an insight on what's really going on:

Modern age, made men assholes and now women are slowly getting our butts kicked without exception.
For instance, the way men treat women is popularized by the old age where we "manly" figurines tend to overpower women in ever righteous way.

A classical example is when we get the idea that women are only good for 70 things, sandwich and 69. That in mind, it became automatic that we still are racists not in race but in gender.

In gaming, women are least vigilant among players since boys are the real addicts of the gaming industry. As an added bonus, boys are more likely to cheat in most games rather than girls, given the fact that girls don;t even know how to cheat in-game. So likely, we can relate this to real life where you are more likely to cheat on your girlfriend than the other way around. Why? Girls are sensitive, mushy, soft and clingy not like boys which are aggressive, tough, hard and easily diverted to other delicious women.

Girls are definitely attention-bounded more than men. In simpler terms, we like hot, sexy, delicious girls bodies more than women who like those abs and those biceps, but it adds the "hooking-up-with-her" factor in men.An example is, when boys pass by hot girls (in our school some are Korean) we tend to overlook at their awesome curves and great shape! yep, gotta admit it! they're so cute no doubt about that! But on the other hand, girls are not likely to overlook but when they do it only means that they are reassuring if that guy really is hunky, else they wont care.

Here's some visual examples :

As you can see, another opposite is attention hahaha... and one more is the level of Common Sense among men, we have INTELLIGENCE. The problem is how we use it and women tend to use it better except when it comes to love. Men are better lovers than women no doubt about that.

 Ohh, and yep... Women really are HOTTER. That's is why we should thank God for women who make us very happy every now and then!

"Boys will be boys..." Ahh, last but not the least... We will never change and that's just fine with us coz ofcourse, it's a boy thing. We can never understand a complex girl's mind but we can understand her body.
That's about it! This post is just about how us boys suck at everything boring and how girls fill the gaps between our flaws, thank you girls! especially the kind ones! :) No Offense!

A story rewritten : "Dead Men's Path" by Chinua Achebe

In my jurisdiction, the Igbo culture and the Filipino culture weaves together perfectly in term of being colonized and being ripped off of their freedom. Although, in relation to the story, the Africans were mere desecrated on their culture, their vast culture. One of which was disrespected by  school headmaster. His view was on the efficiency of the transportation not the values of which these natives have kept for so many years.

In the Philippines, we have similar writers such as Jose Rizal, Francisco Balagtas and many more that speak of such like what Achebe wrote about. They aim for freedom, the thought of their own culture, their own lives, given before them along their hands. They focused on the rude culture of the conquerors. The sick mistreatment of such disrespectful gentlemen, whom they claim to have been our masters. Even up to know, this mistreatment is carried up to history and is now distinguished by racism. An act of superior stupidity of "masters" onto unslaved slaves. (free men)

In the story, I felt really familiar with how they were treated, leveled and thought of. Somehow, the time when they were mistreated like this was similar to the time where a revolt took place in my country. This was when we rose up against the conquerors, and defied the odds stacked against us.We were influenced by literature and events that took place afterwards. Our culture was preserved throughout the years of colonization and was put to use. The undisputed bravery of a true Filipino fought in the revolution. This is what the Africans did, but in a way that transparent blood was shed not scarlet drips. In the story, culture was always above slavery.

The Story of an Hour by Kate Chopin

                The story depicts the life of Mrs. Mallard after her husband's death. At first, widowed women would have been devestated at the news of one's death of her husband, and that's what she did. She mourned and then after she isolated herself from the view of the world. Once alone with herself she felt free. Never had she felt the grip of shackles beneath her legs. Entwined with serenity she was at the top of the tree of freedom. The feeling of having oneself to oneself. She is a widow, but a free widow, she is.

                 But to her dismay, her husband was safe and unharmed. After she has found out about it, she died of unseemingly overflowing joy. she died because of joy generally. The joy she felt after viewing her unharmed husband, gave her the finishing blow to her life. Because she grew weak and weary her body did not take the news easily therefore, to an unfortunate expense, she dies.

The author may have changed her identification from Mrs. Mallard to Louise because the author may have wanted to denote her relationship status or her indication of freedom.

Something about : "The Use of Force By W.C Williams"

My reaction on “The Use of Force

 By W.C. Williams”

I did not like the story, mainly because it did not spark any interest and catch my attention, but it did manage to get my curiosity. When I was reading the first page, I looked at boredom in the eye. I was reading every sentence in my head, trying to get mesmerized by this short story. But as soon as I got the last bit of the first page there, it got me. My curiosity got hooked on the result of this struggle. Who would win the doctor or the brat?

The kid was suffering from a sore throat, fever and I think cold and coughing? I do not remember it word for word but I did know how she fought over getting her throat checked up. Hiding that sore throat for three days at least? With the risks of dying was on the line. The doctor was persevering; he was determined to get that throat checked. Thus, the epic battle between clashing teeth and a wooden spoon began, and afterwards only the spoon emerged as the victor.

I never really realized retaliation in my life as I have grown old. I didn’t expect me to remember that I was back then, as spoiled as this kid but what I have came through the years made me end up where I am now, spoiled with responsibility. One particular event that I remember was when I wanted a toy. I would always get grumpy and do crazy stuff just to get that car or something. But the difference is that I win.

Featured Anime/Manga Series FTW : Kimi no iru machi

I'd recommend you to read suzuka first before this one but if you want to be spoiled... read this before suzuka :P

The story is about a young boy who is an aspiring chef that fell inlove with a girl that moved into their house. Months later, the girl moved out only to study in her own hometown, there she dumped the boy for her childhood friend who was about to die. After the tragedy, they never saw each other again.

Its better if you really read suzuka first but I featured this one first becoz I'm done with suzuka.

Next week, maybe then I'd put up Suzuka one of my favorite manga yey!

ohh, here are some characters:

Here's Haruto:

Then Yuzuki Eba :

Takashi (Haruto's Friend) :

Akari :

Kanzaki :

Asuka :

yeah mostly its girls, The manga has semi-erotic and soft nude scenes that make it enjoyable (for me) to read. its practically leisureable! and is a must read hehehe..

Overall This one gets 4.5 out of 5 from me!

Note: The other .5 is becoz its still not finished :D

Trivia : The creator of Kimi no iru machi is the same as the one who made Suzuka... So if you think Suzuka is great then this is a prequel! :))

Have fun reading!!

Here's a quick link :

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/kimi_no_iru_machi/

And do remember that the Manga is 18+ so click the I agree button  ;)

Featured game FTW : Metal Gear Solid : Peace Walker

Man, I know this got released some months ago.. but its a fuzz at our college... heck even I got addicted to it and i dont even has a psp!! :DD

so here it is, the legend of all stealth and bad-ass, snake-eating, neck-breaking, ass-kicking and downright awesome game. The latest of the Metal gear franchise...

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker​ (メタルギアソリッド ピースウォーカー Metaru Gia Soriddo Pīsu Wōkā) is a video game produced by Konami and Kojima Productions that was released for the PlayStation Portable in 2010. Peace Walker is the fifth Metal Gear title for the PSP, although it is only the second to be considered part of the series' main canon, following Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops. It is also the first game in the series for a portable platform to be directed by series' creator Hideo Kojima. Peace Walker's original title wasMetal Gear Solid 5: Peace Walker. The development team that worked on Peace Walker is as large as the team that worked on Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.

Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid:_Peace_Walker

A little preview of the different costumes and awesome camouflages in-game. /swt

hahaha I like the rathalos and tigrex comstumes becoz they always remind me of MH :)

You can play co-op missions and a versus ops where you go head to head with another player...

do or die... Rocket launcher vs Stun rod. :))

And of course... this blog ain't for men without wo-men in it... so please welcome, the hot girls in bikinis in-game! woooo!!! besides we cant's spell metal gear solid peace walker with out b-i-k-i-n-i in it...

Paz Ortega

Amanda

Cecile

Strangelove

WOOT!!! Sweet!! Now here's how to top it all off... A bikini show!! yey!!

Hahahaha, good game, hot babes, awesome graphics, stealthy guns, explosions, rocket launcher and more.

MTS : Peace Walker is a must buy and a rating of 4.6 out of 5!!

Enjoy the game!!

/gg

Featured Girls for the week (FTW) : Wonder Girls

These are the wonder girls. I'm no fan of the whole K-pop sensation here in the Phils. But I am a good fan of these girls... Coz they're just too darn cute and pretty... YEY!!

Ohh, Here are the members :

Yu Bin (유빈) (b. October 4, 1988 (age 22) as Kim Yoo Bin (김유빈). She was the member that replaced Hyuna after she left due to health issues. (Rapper)

Sun Ye (선예) (b. August 12, 1989 (age 21) as Min Seon Ye (민선예), also known as "Sun". (Leader, Main vocalist)

Ye Eun (예은) (b. May 26, 1989 (age 21) as Park Ye Eun (박예은), also known as "Yenny". (Lead vocalist)

So Hee (소희) (b. June 27, 1992 (age 18) as Ahn So Hee (안소희). (Vocalist, Lead dancer)

Hye Lim (혜림) (b. September 1, 1992 (age 18) as Woo Hye Rim (우혜림), also known simply as Lim. She was the member that replaced Sun Mi. (Vocalist, Sub rapper)

Yea, I Know they're hot... but their talent is flawless as well... you could ahm. watch some videos here:






Well You have got to admit, girls in maid outfits and micro mini shorts are always FTW.... ;)
This song made them popular and got them to the no. 1 spot and then their fame raged on..
They mainly sparked the K-pop trend in the Phils... up to now.. hehehe... have fun replaying the vid! :D